Sunday, March 13, 2011

On Beer and Porn

I'm in a depressed mood lately. There's just no decent soul to talk to, no one to complain and rant to, no one to get drunk with. Not that I tried to tell anyone that I'm in need of any company at all. Nah, acting needy like a damsel in distress just to get a little bit of sympathy is just not me.

I'm supposed to work on some research today. Plus, written on my planner are several tasks lined up: study for tomorrow's hemodynamics conference, read my backlog ECGs, finish Austen's Pride and Prejudice, have my evening run along the boulevard. But here I am, after long hours of social voyeurism (aka Facebook) and contemplating about meantime girls and the ultimate downfall of the literate woman, I decided to write another mediocre blog entry.

Maybe I should call some old reliable good friends. Surely, one of them hot intelligent beer buddies of mine is available for some brew tonight. Hey, let's have a couple of beers later? Anybody tired of working on weekends? How about a movie? Let's just talk over coffee perhaps?

Before I can even decide on who to text, a window pops up on the CVS computer's screen: Download of XXX failed. Eeeepppp! Somebody's been downloading porn in this computer! And since I'm the only one who practically lives here, that makes me the primary suspect.

Waaaahhh! I better get out of here.

2 comments:

will said...

loneliness and anger are the best fuel in writing a blog entry. false. PORN is the best fuel. you're not the primary suspect, ma'am jean, primary suspects would be the new ones in the office... calling pyro and marth! ahahahahah

Walking on Water said...

Will,
It has been endorsed though, that downloading porn is NOT prohibited in the CVS office. Just make sure you leave something for everyone else to copy. Ahahahay! Lipat ka na kasi dito. :-)